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Post- A:TLA Head Canon

margaretmead:

Mai and Zuko got married, obviously, and the first thing Mai did when she moved into the Palace was adopt a cat. She named it “Your Honor”, simply so she could go around the palace shouting

“Zuko, I can’t find Your Honor! Zuko, do you know where Your Honor is? Zuko, you have to get Your Honor down from that tree! Zuko, Your Honor is terrorizing the turtle ducks again.”

(Source: potlatl)

pyralspite:

someone just made a post about their guinea pig dying and i meant to photoreply with 

but on accident i did this and didnt catch it until a few minutes later

holy fuck i am sorry

Martin: ARE YOU READY KIDS?

Me: AYE AYE WATSON!

Martin: I CAN'T HEARRRR YOUUUU

Me: AYE AYE WATSON!!

Martin: OHHHHHHHHH--

Benedict:

Martin: WHO LIVES IN A FLAT CALLED 221B

Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

Martin: WHOSE GLORIOUS CHEEKBONES ENDEAR HIM TO ME

Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

Martin: WHOSE WACKY DEDUCTIONS BE SOMETHING HE MAKES

Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

Martin: THEN DROP OFF THE ROOF AND GET MYCROFT HIS CAKE

Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

Martin: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

Me: BENEDICCCCCCT CUMMMMBERBAAAAAAAAAAATCH!

Friend:

Me: And then we'd go out for texting and scones and I'd get to wear Sherlock's coat.

Friend: You have issues.

fledglinglucifer:


Michael

you know what Michael

YOU KNOW WHAT

MAYBE IF YOU DIDN’T STOMPON MY HEAD EVERY CHANCE YOU GOT

I MEAN GODDAMN, MAN, IT’S BECOMESOME SORT OF OBSESSION WITH YOU

MICHAEL WOULD YOU JUST-

FUCK.

Oh my God.

fledglinglucifer:

Michael

you know what Michael

YOU KNOW WHAT

MAYBE IF YOU DIDN’T STOMP
ON MY HEAD EVERY CHANCE YOU GOT

I MEAN GODDAMN, MAN, IT’S BECOME
SOME SORT OF OBSESSION WITH YOU

MICHAEL WOULD YOU JUST-

FUCK.

Oh my God.

(Source: assbutt-)

Totally Not Another Brony Blog: How To Care For Your Wii

poorlydressedhipster:

Do not punch your friends in the face no matter how happy it makes you.

Do NOT curb your Wiimote, it will go all Pikachu on yo ass.

Your Wii can NOT take out the trash. Do it yourself.

Do NOT try to make your games elliptical, they’ll break and…

rabbithugs:

monocrolight:

(´д`:≡ ;´д`)

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY DOESNT THIS HAPPEN TO ME

rabbithugs:

monocrolight:

(´д`:≡ ;´д`)

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHY DOESNT THIS HAPPEN TO ME