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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: fairy-wren)
Mai and Zuko got married, obviously, and the first thing Mai did when she moved into the Palace was adopt a cat. She named it “Your Honor”, simply so she could go around the palace shouting
“Zuko, I can’t find Your Honor! Zuko, do you know where Your Honor is? Zuko, you have to get Your Honor down from that tree! Zuko, Your Honor is terrorizing the turtle ducks again.”
(Source: potlatl)
Kay if you don’t reblog this, we’re going to need to have words.
(Source: kylie-the-bookworm)
someone just made a post about their guinea pig dying and i meant to photoreply with
but on accident i did this and didnt catch it until a few minutes later
holy fuck i am sorry
Martin: ARE YOU READY KIDS?
Me: AYE AYE WATSON!
Martin: I CAN'T HEARRRR YOUUUU
Me: AYE AYE WATSON!!
Martin: OHHHHHHHHH--
Benedict:
Martin: WHO LIVES IN A FLAT CALLED 221B
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
Martin: WHOSE GLORIOUS CHEEKBONES ENDEAR HIM TO ME
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
Martin: WHOSE WACKY DEDUCTIONS BE SOMETHING HE MAKES
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
Martin: THEN DROP OFF THE ROOF AND GET MYCROFT HIS CAKE
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
Martin: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
Me: BENEDICCCCCCT CUMMMMBERBAAAAAAAAAAATCH!
Friend:
Me: And then we'd go out for texting and scones and I'd get to wear Sherlock's coat.
Friend: You have issues.
the bible has the worst fandom
well you can’t deny that it’s come out with some really good fanart
(Source: arethafranklin)
(Source: 13liberty)
Michael
you know what Michael
YOU KNOW WHAT
MAYBE IF YOU DIDN’T STOMP
ON MY HEAD EVERY CHANCE YOU GOT
I MEAN GODDAMN, MAN, IT’S BECOME
SOME SORT OF OBSESSION WITH YOU
MICHAEL WOULD YOU JUST-
FUCK.
Oh my God.
(Source: assbutt-)
Do not punch your friends in the face no matter how happy it makes you.
Do NOT curb your Wiimote, it will go all Pikachu on yo ass.
Your Wii can NOT take out the trash. Do it yourself.
Do NOT try to make your games elliptical, they’ll break and…
(´д`:≡ ;´д`)
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY DOESNT THIS HAPPEN TO ME